With the arrival of spring comes some of the year's best offerings. There's the return of sunshine, warm weather, flowers, baseball and a host of other seasonal delights.
If the equinox has put a little, ahem, spring in your step, then this collection of spring jokes and funny puns is for you. After all, what's better than a groan-worthy wisecrack to help jumpstart the season?
For example, what kind of pickles are best for spring weather? Daffo-dills, of course!
How about this one: Which baseball player makes the best pancakes? The batter.
Along with those silly one-liners, we've also got a few riddles to test your spring smarts, like what goes up when the rain comes down? Give up? It's an umbrella.
Whether you prefer corny jokes, bad gags or dad jokes, there’s a gag for just about every occasion you're celebrating this spring. The best part is that from April showers to May flowers and beyond, these spring jokes will keep you laughing right into summer.
Funny Spring Jokes
- Did you hear about the cashew and the walnut that threw a party when spring arrived? It was nuts.
- Did you hear about the girl that ate a frog? They say she's going to croak.
- How do birds know how to fly north in the spring? They wing it.
- Why did the cloud stay home from school? It was feeling under the weather.
- What did the ocean say when spring arrived? Nothing. It just waved.
- Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Spring wasn't too bad either.
- What do you get when you cross a tulip with a dog? Collie-flower.
- What do you call a group of rabbits hopping away from you? A receding hareline.
- What kind of pickles are best for spring weather? Daffo-dills.
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
- How do bees get to school? They take the buzz.
- What's the best way to watch a fishing show? Live stream.
- Which baseball player makes the best pancakes? The batter.
- Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.
- What kind of socks do gardeners wear? Garden hose!
- Where do birds vacation during spring break? Someplace cheep.
- Why can't you trust trees? Because they're shady.
- What did one spring flower say to the other? “You really got me growing.”
- What kind of shoes do frogs wear when spring comes? Open-toad.
- What do storm clouds wear under their pants? Thunder-wear.
- Why did the flower crash his bicycle? He lost control of the petals.
- It’s springtime already? You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
- How is the letter “A” like a flower? Because a bee comes after it.
- How do you kiss in spring? With tulips.
- When is the best time to buy a trampoline? Spring time.
- Why are trees so forgiving? Every spring they turn over a new leaf.
- How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.
- Where did the egg go for spring break? New Yolk City.
- What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas.
- Why can’t the duck go to the comedy show? Because he’ll quack up.
- What falls but never gets hurt? The rain.
- What do you call an emergency in the spring? May day.
- How does the sun listen to music? On the ray-dio.
- What do you call a bear that got caught in a spring shower? A drizzly bear.
- Why are all the birds flying to Florida? They're going on spring beak.
- Can February March? No, but April May.
- Why do florists love springtime? Business is blooming!
- What can you find in the middle of April and March, but not at the beginning or end of either? The letter “r.”
- I never liked gardening, but this spring it’s starting to grow on me.
- What type of a bow can’t be tied or untied? A rainbow.
- How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer? There’s a spring in people’s steps.
- Did you hear about the flowers who went on a date? It’s a budding romance.
- What did the tree say when spring arrived? “What a re-leaf.”
- Why are flowers so popular? They have a lot of buds.
- What did summer say to spring? “Help, I’m going to fall!”
- Why did the bird go to jail? For robin the bank.
- What do you get when you push Easter eggs down a hill? Spring rolls.
- What’s the best place to plant flowers at a school? In kinder-garden.
- Why is April so clean? Because April showers.
- Where do thunderstorms keep their money? In a rainy day fund.
